STRANGE
    CONVERSATION

Connecting...

Stranger: (Takes long hit from glass pipe, before blowing out a cloud of smoke.) (Looks down intently while typing.)

You: What do people call you?

Stranger: (Takes sip from can of Dr. Pepper.)

Stranger: [Written] sparky (Looks at his pipe, and blows gently into the bowl.)

You: How do you make money?

Stranger: butcher

You: How does that make you feel?

Stranger: (Takes another long hit from the pipe.)

Stranger: just great (Takes another sip of Dr. Pepper and blows into pipe again.)

You: What are you passionate about?

Stranger: nothing / (Holds up pipe and grins at it.)

You: What was your childhood like?

Stranger: great (Resumes blowing into pipe.)

You: What's one thing you regret?

Stranger: (Shakes head around for a few seconds.) drink driving

You: What are your plans for tonight?

Stranger: (Holds lighter up to pipe, grins, and takes another long hit.)

Stranger: getting high as fuck

Stranger: drunk as fuck

Stranger: and goto work in a few hours (Turns to look at TV playing in the background.)

You: Thanks for your time man, have a good night

Stranger: (Lights pipe again.)

You have disconnected.